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“Why do you always leave a little food at the end of everything you eat? “

“I can’t be arsed finishing it”

Their you have ,my favourite ever example of laziness,world class and from my oldest

Anyhow strange start to holidays,no Zack who was on holiday with his mum but I managed to borrow a feral dog to keep me company and it was slightly easier to control.

Rory was also away with his mum but our relationship was fairly unchanged,when I tried to bond and connect via phone he still sounded like he was in his bedroom and fairly distracted.

I appreciate having my 2 boys away with respective mothers is starting to sound a little Jerry Springer but I’m getting used to it.

Been watching the World Cup with my dad from our underground bunker just in case anyone suspected we were supporting England (I could hear the sniffer dogs on the surface)

I had root canal treatment the same day as the England Croatia game and the dentist appointment was far more enjoyable.I was so stressed I cleaned my car at half time and discovered it was actually blue with grey seats,I had no idea.

Been at the gym a few times in the hot weather,lots of tanned buff people wearing outfits that are more skin than fabric,I keep telling people that it’s too hot outside

“don’t say that,it may change”

The rumours that I have control over the the weather are vastly exaggerated.

The boys returned and it was very quickly business as usual,Rorys having a great time avoiding responsibility and adulthood apart from the fun bits (fair play) and Zack’s acting like the Tasmanian Devil had a kilo of skittles.

Dads birthday so took Zack to get him a present

“any ideas son”

“butt helmet,poo that can sing ,banana with a penis for a face,butt cheek on fire?”

“very helpful son ,how about a cardigan”

“Why do you always leave a little food at the end of everything you eat? “

“I can’t be arsed finishing it”

Their you have ,my favourite ever example of laziness,world class and from my oldest

Anyhow strange start to holidays,no Zack who was on holiday with his mum but I managed to borrow a feral dog to keep me company and it was slightly easier to control.

Rory was also away with his mum but our relationship was fairly unchanged,when I tried to bond and connect via phone he still sounded like he was in his bedroom and fairly distracted.

I appreciate having my 2 boys away with respective mothers is starting to sound a little Jerry Springer but I’m getting used to it.

Been watching the World Cup with my dad from our underground bunker just in case anyone suspected we were supporting England (I could hear the sniffer dogs on the surface)

I had root canal treatment the same day as the England Croatia game and the dentist appointment was far more enjoyable.I was so stressed I cleaned my car at half time and discovered it was actually blue with grey seats,I had no idea.

Been at the gym a few times in the hot weather,lots of tanned buff people wearing outfits that are more skin than fabric,I keep telling people that it’s too hot outside

“don’t say that,it may change”

The rumours that I have control over the the weather are vastly exaggerated.

The boys returned and it was very quickly business as usual,Rorys having a great time avoiding responsibility and adulthood apart from the fun bits (fair play) and Zack’s acting like the Tasmanian Devil had a kilo of skittles.

Dads birthday so took Zack to get him a present

“any ideas son”

“butt helmet,poo that can sing ,banana with a penis for a face,butt cheek on fire?”

“very helpful son ,how about a cardigan”

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