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A New Year

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This picture sums up my kids perfectly,please feel free to add your own captions 

Christmas came and went without too much trouble,fair to say Rory doesn’t believe anymore and he could probably make “Elf” run back through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest and start drinking heavily .Zack does believe and kidnapping Mrs Clause and sending back fingers in an envelope seemed to have the correct result.

Obviously my Christmas was complicated and I did enough traveling to make Michael Palin irritable.I think Zack said more or less the

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correct things in the right order and Rory shrugged effectively spending the least amount of time with adults imaginable. Big shout out to one of my close friends who specialises in risqué presents for my kids,Zack got a toy gun so powerful he took out a Russian satellite and I had to open Rory’s present in private,my parents definitely wouldn’t approve 

The boys main presents we’re bikes ,Rory spends loads of time on his as a mode of transport (mostly escape) Zack uses his as a weapon and is proudly marking crosses on his handlebars like the

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”Red Baron”

“does that still count dad”

“no son she was fairly old and actually sitting in the garden reading the paper when you crashed into her”

On the last Sunday I splashed out and got the boys a munchie box ,much to Rory’s joy Zack didn’t like it that much,he much prefers the raw animals he drags through the front door with his teeth.Rory can eat as much as he wants but could still make a morph suit look baggy.

Went back to work,picked up my pool car and made the same joke with staff about what car I’m going to get that

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day realising my car knowledge is mostly based on the Top Trumps I had in 1981 ,so my enthusiastic  mention of “Lamborghini Countach” or “berlinetta boxer” is usually met with a blank stare or worse still a pitying look 

Anyway, here we go crashing into 2019,bring on the chaos 

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- 14th Jan 19

This picture sums up my kids perfectly,please feel free to add your own captions 

Christmas came and went without too much trouble,fair to say Rory doesn’t believe anymore and he could probably make “Elf” run back through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest and start drinking heavily .Zack does believe and kidnapping Mrs Clause and sending back fingers in an envelope seemed to have the correct result.

Obviously my Christmas was complicated and I did enough traveling to make Michael Palin irritable.I think Zack said more or less the correct things in the right order and Rory shrugged effectively spending the least amount of time with adults imaginable. Big shout out to one of my close friends who specialises in risqué presents for my kids,Zack got a toy gun so powerful he took out a Russian satellite and I had to open Rory’s present in private,my parents definitely wouldn’t approve 

The boys main presents we’re bikes ,Rory spends loads of time on his as a mode of transport (mostly escape) Zack uses his as a weapon and is proudly marking crosses on his handlebars like the ”Red Baron”

“does that still count dad”

“no son she was fairly old and actually sitting in the garden reading the paper when you crashed into her”

On the last Sunday I splashed out and got the boys a munchie box ,much to Rory’s joy Zack didn’t like it that much,he much prefers the raw animals he drags through the front door with his teeth.Rory can eat as much as he wants but could still make a morph suit look baggy.

Went back to work,picked up my pool car and made the same joke with staff about what car I’m going to get that day realising my car knowledge is mostly based on the Top Trumps I had in 1981 ,so my enthusiastic  mention of “Lamborghini Countach” or “berlinetta boxer” is usually met with a blank stare or worse still a pitying look 

Anyway, here we go crashing into 2019,bring on the chaos 

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